"And guess what else, Dad!" I exclaimed one day, a few weeks before the start of freshman year of college. "She's not a morning person either!" I had just discovered my roomate assignment, and was overjoyed because I just knew the two of us were going to get along.
"Sounds perfect," Dad replied, with a sly grin on his face. "There will be little grief in your room".
"Yeah!....wait. Is that a pun?"
